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Need a James Bond car

The other day, I was discussing traffic woes in Bangalore with my friends over lunch. Sure, everything looks chaotic, but here's one way of navigating through easily.

What if you had a James Bond car? With missiles and bullets at your disposal at the flick of a button?

Just imagine, this scene - You are in a traffic jam. You can see an ambulance approaching from behind begging for clearance. You are on the right side and you somehow start moving towards the left to make way. However, there's a Qualis on the left lane trying to squeeze its way through. The ambulance is still blaring. The Qualis starts honking in frustration and just doesn't stop. He knows about the ambulance, but still honks. He gesticulates his fist towards you.

What if you had a bazooka missile which could vaporize that Qualis?

Think again.

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